I swear upon my little toes that I'm not going to eat at that GGG Mamak shop anymore.

The new owner shop is really eccentric. His weird character had created an awkward atmosphere and drove us berserk with his short term memory. Here is what actually happened during dinner......

Scene: After a long day in a little hometown called tampines, the committee decided to have dinner. Gene, Peck, Pan, Lai and myself. All of us were famished and i think if an elephant to be right infront us, we would probably "gobble" it down our throat.

Skip skip skip*FAST FORWARD (If i'm going to tell the details on how we walk, it will be a descriptive essay)

Scene 2: Reached at GGG Mamak shop.

We chose the table outside the shop and came the owner. He started off well by smiling at us and start taking our order. Well the gestures was a well done cause he really did smile very widely but comes the ordering part. Hmmm it definitely hit the Climax of the whole story. Here is our conversation.....

Owner: Yes can i take your order? ( He is looking at me and still continue smiling)

Gene: Milo Peng

Peck: Bandung

Pan: I dont want

Owner: Eh you dont want? (really kaypo people dont want then dont want la)

Lai: Errrr.... (still deciding)

Me: I want Ice Lemon Tea Can.

Owner: Oh that is a very good choice, you are a brilliant girl, very smart.( He gave that cheeky smile and begin to touch my file. He saw my Ez-link inside it and begin to read of my name)

Owner: Oh your name is NARRDIAH. ( he pronounced really weird, sound so off)

Me: Huh! No thats not my name ( I flipped the file over, feeling very pissed with him)

Owner: No No (indian accent) I saw your name already.

Me: ok fine.

He repeated our order twice. First time was perfect but the second time he forgotten some of our orders. So we repeat to him. So he walks off to get our drinks....... ( sounds normal)

He came back with only my drink and not others.

Owner: Eh what's your order again? ( We nearly gave up)

After the drinks, he came to take food order.

Owner: Ok, what you want to eat?

Lai: 2 kosong 1 egg

Peck: 2 kosong

Gene: Chicken murtabak

Me: 1 egg

Pan: I dont want.

Owner: Why you always dont want? You want many many girlfren then you wan to eat? ( All of us gave the ??????? BLUR faces)

He did his math and started counting pratas. I knew his going to give the wrong amount of pratas. He totally forgets about Chicken Murtabak.

Owner: Eh you (pointing to gene) What you want?

Gene: sigh, CHICKEN MURTABAK.

While waiting....

Peck: I'm going to eat whatever he gives and i want to leave immediately.

Prata came exceptionally fast. So we did our math 3egg and 3 kosong. When its suppose to be 2 egg and 4 kosong. We gave that -__- looked. No complains, we just eat it.

Gene: Where's my murtabak? he continued whining.

Me: Where's the curry?

The most hygienic part. When he was delivering the curry, his both thumbs were dipped into the curry! All of us don't dare to eat it. After few mins, I think he saw that we didnt touch his curry, so he tried to public relation with us by standing beside our table.

Owner: You looked like shah rukh khan the bollywood star( talks to gene) . You can have many many girlfren. Then you ( point to pan), why never eat? You also want many many girlfren?

Lai: okay okay.

Owner: Hey, he my fren la! (Pan his fren?? =x)

Lai: He also my fren la. ( imitating him)

After he left.

Me: OMG he is such a womanizer. MANY MANY girlfren. EEW

I felt bad about the untouch curry, so came my nasty plans. After we ate finish our pratas, we pour some curry on our plates and create a mess. Even dirtied the table.(showing some evidences that we ate his curry)

Poor Gene, only get his murtabak after we finished eating.

We left the place as fast as we could. Oh you know what he cheated our money too! Lucky we checked the prices.

Well the entire thing really spoiled my mood. Initial plan was to buy more pratas to satisfy my stomach but end up with one. The way he tried to "flirt" turned me off and my intestine shrinked when i saw only my drink came. I even go to the extend of exchanging seats so that he wont stand beside me. In fact,throughout the whole conversation with him, I avoided eye contact. Please, i dont do this to people but dont get me started.